Who goes somewhere to eat and bitch about everything but the food? My moral conundrum is that I am like everyone else, complaining so that I have something to say. I feel that Yelp reviews are dotted with people offended by the idea of a restaurant’s shtick, with reviewers giving scathing reports against a restaurant’s reason for existence, “As a vegan I hate that this Indian restaurant offers goat on the menu, so much so that I will never taste their vegan selection. ONE STAR!” Other similar hypocritical comments come to my imagination. I start off in such a manner to prepare the internet for my opinions slamming the Salty Sow, the only thing negative is that my sense of style and comfort was offended.